Haikus of the Love Game...
The people of TNDC provide relationship advice.
by - Ethan Meyer	This June, after a few drinks, the TNDC party crowd was good enough to lay a lot of righteous relationship stories and advice on me.  The married, unmarried and the engaged all seemed to have something to say.  After trying to make sense of it all for you, I decided what was needed was a trip back to my literary roots, fourth grade poetry.  So below you will find wisdom from all over the relationship map, distilled conveniently into haiku.  5-7-5 baby.   The advice is their own, the poetry is all my fault.

My friend wears my bra
concern creeps thru my body
I must wash that bra

It will taste better
tonight dipped in chocolate
everything is good

Psycho stay away
two days is too long with you
door locked devil woman

Date went well last night
Don't send flowers for a week
no desperation

Dating scene like fish
bait or chum you should not be
but hooked all will be

Another Thursday
A long term relationship
Not likely tonight

Research your marriage
online exercise, survey
nine modules

Caught staring at girl
"She can't wear that in public."
This phrase saves the day 

Cork in my pocket
bloated, but on date tonight
put a cork in it

Kitty feels naughty
Handcuffs can hurt, use a scarf
More S and less M

Three year vet Mackers,
Trust in what you want to be
You can't trust others

Expensive Divorce
why is it so over-priced?
The cost is worth it.

Don't over-cuddle
no animals for a year
get in and get out

My mate is best friend
Marry that person today
but check the goods first

Sex must wait for ring
never cheat, do not break rule
Government inside

Unnecessary
Marriage not important now
found ice cream parlor

Woman say Don't trust men
as far as you can throw them.
but flowers are nice

Man say, run like hell
Woman stare with face askew
I mean I'm happy.

love around all night
leave early, very early
don't smoke the crackpipe

What's a Nubian
An Aquatic Booty King
Say service only

Plead using the fifth
Best breakups are mutual
hookers are sexy

When you cheat on me
silence, the knowledge is pain
pain not worth knowing

multiple girlfriends
separate cities a must
no pictures on phone

Be good, treat them well
princesses they are for sure
even if they're men

Blame should not be laid
admit when you are the wrong
you are on same team

Anniversary
Do not invite the in-laws
Dog house to follow

Girl in a orange hat
Don't joke about boyfriend hookup
two months bun in oven

In a dirty way
Mary had a little lamb
Brian wanted it